Ben Quote #82

Quote from Ben in Smallest Park

Ben: Actually, Chris, I know you think that we're a dream team--
Chris: Dream team!
Ben: Yeah. But we're not. You see, Leslie here is a team of one. And that might be a very good team, but she kind of steamrolls the rest of her team, me, to do whatever she wants. Regardless of how the rest of her team, me, feels. So I don't think we should work together anymore.
Chris: Wow. That was very hard to hear. So many negative words. I just need to process this. Okay, the dream team is dead. But you guys had a great run.
Ben: Oh, and the park is open. Yay!
Chris: Good job with that.

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Quote from Leslie Knope

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Quote from Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: Our research shows that our park will draw 5,000 visitors a year, and I want this to be the most amazing, awe-inspiring, fun-filled park ever conceived.
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie Knope: It is .000003 square miles.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Recently, the last remaining telephone booths in Pawnee were torn down, and on that patch of concrete, I am creating Pawnee's newest tourist attraction: The smallest park in Indiana. The title is currently held by Martin Luther King, Jr. Park in Terryville, but guess what? Terryville sucks old car tires, and so does Martin Luther- No, he does not suck old car tires. He was one of the greatest men in history. I'm sorry. Sometimes I get competitive.