Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I value a good education, so I don't want to see Andy waste his time in college. Of all my coworkers, he is one of a small number whom I do not actively root against. Ugh, there I go getting all sappy.

Leslie Knope: Our research shows that our park will draw 5,000 visitors a year, and I want this to be the most amazing, awe-inspiring, fun-filled park ever conceived.
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie Knope: It is .000003 square miles.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Recently, the last remaining telephone booths in Pawnee were torn down, and on that patch of concrete, I am creating Pawnee's newest tourist attraction: The smallest park in Indiana. The title is currently held by Martin Luther King, Jr. Park in Terryville, but guess what? Terryville sucks old car tires, and so does Martin Luther- No, he does not suck old car tires. He was one of the greatest men in history. I'm sorry. Sometimes I get competitive.

Tom: What about a top-to-bottom makeover for the entire department? I'm talking new uniforms, new signage, new color scheme. A whole, new, sexy vibe.
Jerry: I don't know. This really isn't what Chris asked us to do. You know, maybe we should just stick to the assignment.
Tom: Cool, Jerry. I'd take your advice if I wanted to be a dead-eyed government drone with no ambition.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Yes, technically my new job is my old job, but I'm not some boring, Jerry Gergich-type guy. I'm more of a Steve Harvey. I dream big, I shake things up, and I always wear dope suits.