Andy Quote #233
Quote from Andy in End of the World
Andy: Oh, yeah, ten bucks!
April: That counts as winning the lottery.
Andy: Okay, now is this the most amazing grilled-cheese sandwich ever made?
April: Mmm, it's pretty awesome.
Andy: Honey, my bucket list doesn't say "make a pretty awesome grilled-cheese sandwich." Gotta go back to the store. We're gonna get a different kind of cheese.
April: No, no, no, dude, seriously. This is the most amazing grilled-cheese sandwich ever made, okay?
Andy: [slams table] Okay. What's next?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘End of the World’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business.
Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: [annoying call] T-Cups, we did it, baby. We built a company from the ground up.
Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, the important thing to remember is that it was a massive success. Remy Martin?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Well, Entertainment 7Twenty is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves. My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.
Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.