April Quote #88
Quote from April in Harvest Festival
Andy: God, I swear, it's almost like they don't want you to win.
April: Well, you'd better practice. You gotta win me a Teddy bear.
Andy: I'm gonna win you a million Teddy bears.
April: Well, I want a billion Teddy bears.
Andy: Well, that's a little unrealistic. This is a hard game. Two million.
April: Deal.
Andy: All right.
April: [kisses Andy] Hey, I love you.
Andy: Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce! [puts hand up for high five]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Harvest Festival’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Are you gonna hit that?
Ann: Him? He isn't exactly boyfriend material.
Donna: Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him, abuse him, lose him. That's the Meagle motto.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: Grammy Meagle taught me that. She died at the age of 84, sandwiched between two thirty-year-olds.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: Okay, this is bad, right?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, this is bad. This is like a poop tornado. This is like a poopnado. This is way worse than that. This is a huge government project, and already a lightning rod. And then you add the Wamapoke controversy. Double lightning rod.
Ben: Plus we lost that little pony.
Leslie Knope: It's a mini horse! And that's the third lightning rod. Triple lightning rod! And then you have the curse, quadruple lightning rod. This is a classic four rod disaster.
Ben: Oh, right, one of those.
Quote from Andy
Andy: You know where I would hide if I was horse? The Merry-go-round. Think about it! You just stand still next to all the other horses and no one would ever know. It's the perfect crime.