Chris Quote #23
Quote from Chris in Flu Season
Ben: Got your message. What's up?
Chris: I got a call from the boys upstairs. And they have a new assignment for us.
Ben: Okay.
Chris: Yeah. And I feel like we should ask for an extension to stay here.
Ben: Yes, definitely. You know... The festival thing's getting pretty huge, and, uh, couple loose ends that need tying up.
Chris: Good, so I'll make the call, then, to get the extension?
Ben: Yeah, they need our help.
Chris: For the loose ends.
Ben: Great.
Chris: Good.
Ben: Okay, you need a ride back to the office?
Chris: No, no, I'm gonna go for a light 15k. I missed yesterday. Way to go, buddy. Way to go.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.