Andy Quote #130
Quote from Andy in Freddy Spaghetti
April: Listen, what I said this afternoon was... Stupid. Okay? I totally want to go out with you.
Andy: Good. I want to be with you. [they kiss]
April: Ah. That was nice.
Andy: That--yeah. [both chuckle] Here's just one thing, real quick. I want to be totally honest with you, because I like you so much. But, like, two minutes ago, me and Ann did kiss.
April: What?
Andy: But here's- No, no, no. Uh, it was crazy. She kissed me.
April: Okay, bye.
Andy: Wait, where are you going?
April: Bye.
Andy: No, no, no, no, no. Hey. April. April!
April: Bye.
Andy: [to middle-aged nurse] Dude, don't even think about kissing me.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ben: With current and projected deficits, we need to cut expenditures by 32%.
Ron Swanson: Let's make it an even 40.
Ben: Oh, that's not necessary.
Ron Swanson: [chanting] Slash it. Slash it.
Florence: Ron, a lot of people are going to lose their jobs. Do you mind trying not to gloat?
Ron Swanson: Yes. I do, Florence. I do mind that. I'm very excited about that. I made penants.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I am an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget. Just saying that gave me a semi.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins!
Ann: Chris...Something.
Chris: Hi! I was just doing my daily lunchtime ten miles, and I ran by the hospital, and I thought I'd pop up and say hi.
Ann: Did you just start your run?
Chris: No, I'm already at mile nine.
Ann: But you're not sweating at all.
Chris: I know. I have a resting heart rate of 28 beats per minute. The scientist who studied me said that my heart could pump jet fuel up into an airplane.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ben, there was a big concert? Now there's not? Isn't there anything that we can do about that?
Ben: No, there isn't.
Chris: It's too bad. Sorry, Leslie. Damn! I have to go run ten miles.
[aside to camera:]
Chris: I have run ten miles a day for eighteen years. That's 65,000 miles. A third of the way to the moon. My goal is to run to the moon.