Andy Quote #129
Quote from Andy in Freddy Spaghetti
Ann: I brought you your favorite. Every color of jell-o.
Andy: Oh ho ha ho ho! The jell-o rainbow. Thank you.
Ann: Is something wrong?
Andy: Well, you know how you're already having a bad day and then you break all the ones in your arm because you crashed your motorcylce?
Ann: Dude, that's what my whole week has been like. My whole life is like a motorcycle crash right now. Oh, injured Andy. It's kind of like old times, huh?
Andy: [chuckles] Yeah.
Ann: I almost expect you to call me A-Cakes. [both laugh]
Andy: "A-Cakes."
Ann: Well, I'm glad you're okay. [kisses Andy] Oh, my God, I'm... Oh. I'm so sorry. Ohh! I should not-- I--I'm sorry. That was... Not...
Parks and Recreation Quotes
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ben: With current and projected deficits, we need to cut expenditures by 32%.
Ron Swanson: Let's make it an even 40.
Ben: Oh, that's not necessary.
Ron Swanson: [chanting] Slash it. Slash it.
Florence: Ron, a lot of people are going to lose their jobs. Do you mind trying not to gloat?
Ron Swanson: Yes. I do, Florence. I do mind that. I'm very excited about that. I made penants.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I am an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget. Just saying that gave me a semi.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins!
Ann: Chris...Something.
Chris: Hi! I was just doing my daily lunchtime ten miles, and I ran by the hospital, and I thought I'd pop up and say hi.
Ann: Did you just start your run?
Chris: No, I'm already at mile nine.
Ann: But you're not sweating at all.
Chris: I know. I have a resting heart rate of 28 beats per minute. The scientist who studied me said that my heart could pump jet fuel up into an airplane.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ben, there was a big concert? Now there's not? Isn't there anything that we can do about that?
Ben: No, there isn't.
Chris: It's too bad. Sorry, Leslie. Damn! I have to go run ten miles.
[aside to camera:]
Chris: I have run ten miles a day for eighteen years. That's 65,000 miles. A third of the way to the moon. My goal is to run to the moon.