Tom Quote #70
Quote from Tom in Greg Pikitis
Ann: What are you doing?
Tom: Ann, do you want me to liven things up or not?
Ann: Of course I do.
Tom: All right, then relax. And turn off all the lights that don't have colored bulbs. [Flo Rida's Jump plays] All right, y'all! Take the pigs in the blanket and put them to sleep! It's time to get wild! Get this furniture out of here, y'all, we're making a dance floor. Come on, y'all. Put the turkey wraps down. We're about to get wild. Ron Swanson's in the building, y'all!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Greg Pikitis’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Wendy: Hey. Ron.
Ron Swanson: Hello, Wendy. Well, you and Tom really turned the party around.
Wendy: Well, we have a good time together. Tom told me that you know about our green card marriage. And I just want to say thank you for not telling anyone.
Ron Swanson: No worries. I'd hate for you to have to go back to Canada. All that socialized medicine up there.
Quote from April
Ann: Hey, guys.
April: Hey. Remember my boyfriend Derek, and his boyfriend Ben?
Ann: Yeah, hi. It's totally okay that you didn't wear a costume.
Derek: I did. I'm a straight person.
Mark: [enters] Hey, sorry I'm late.
Derek: See?
Ann: Sorry it's a little bit lame right now. But we'll get it going.
[aside to camera:]
April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year, I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] Halloween is my favorite holiday, it's just the best. And I don't have to work. Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year.