Leslie Knope Quote #208
Quote from Leslie Knope in Greg Pikitis
Andy: He looks like Ron Swanson. Is that who this is based on?
Leslie Knope: No. It's based on William Percy. Were you listening to what I just said?
Andy: Yes.
Leslie Knope: Okay, Andy. Good news. You're officially on the Parks Department payroll. $8 an hour. Commit this to memory. You see him, you stop him. Knock his head off if you have to.
Dave Sanderson: Don't do that.
Leslie Knope: Don't do that. But I give you permission to use excessive force.
Dave Sanderson: Don't use excessive force.
Leslie Knope: Don't go overboard. Just stop him. By any means necessary.
Dave Sanderson: No.
Leslie Knope: No. Just stop him. You know what I mean?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Greg Pikitis’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Wendy: Hey. Ron.
Ron Swanson: Hello, Wendy. Well, you and Tom really turned the party around.
Wendy: Well, we have a good time together. Tom told me that you know about our green card marriage. And I just want to say thank you for not telling anyone.
Ron Swanson: No worries. I'd hate for you to have to go back to Canada. All that socialized medicine up there.
Quote from April
Ann: Hey, guys.
April: Hey. Remember my boyfriend Derek, and his boyfriend Ben?
Ann: Yeah, hi. It's totally okay that you didn't wear a costume.
Derek: I did. I'm a straight person.
Mark: [enters] Hey, sorry I'm late.
Derek: See?
Ann: Sorry it's a little bit lame right now. But we'll get it going.
[aside to camera:]
April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year, I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] Halloween is my favorite holiday, it's just the best. And I don't have to work. Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year.