Andy: He looks like Ron Swanson. Is that who this is based on?
Leslie Knope: No. It's based on William Percy. Were you listening to what I just said?
Andy: Yes.
Leslie Knope: Okay, Andy. Good news. You're officially on the Parks Department payroll. $8 an hour. Commit this to memory. You see him, you stop him. Knock his head off if you have to.
Dave Sanderson: Don't do that.
Leslie Knope: Don't do that. But I give you permission to use excessive force.
Dave Sanderson: Don't use excessive force.
Leslie Knope: Don't go overboard. Just stop him. By any means necessary.
Dave Sanderson: No.
Leslie Knope: No. Just stop him. You know what I mean?