Ron Swanson: I made this Tammy de-programming kit in case I ever fell victim to her again. First, this is a chastity belt that I made by hand. It might be a couple sizes too big for you, but you can just pad it. The first step is to cut out all sex.
Councilman Jamm: That won't be necessary. We haven't done the deed yet. She lets me rub up against her leg sometimes.
Ron Swanson: Well, all the more reason to wear it. She knows she has that card left to play, and you best believe she will.
Leslie Knope: We're also gonna try a Pavlovian technique. Ron is holding Tammy's perfume, Girth.
Councilman Jamm: [Ron sprays perfume] Oh. Oh, smells good. [Leslie slaps Jamm] Oh!
Leslie Knope: Again.
Councilman Jamm: [Ron sprays again] Tammy. [Leslie slaps again] Oh! How many times are we gonna do this?
Leslie Knope: Until the bottle is empty. Again. Twice.