Councilman Jamm: Okay. Doors are locked. Window is secured. There is no way Tammy's getting in here.
Leslie Knope: [as Tammy] Jamm. Strip down, you sex maggot.
Ron Swanson: And hold!
Councilman Jamm: What was your mistake?
Ron Swanson: You didn't check the armoire. Tammy once camped out in my attic for six days awaiting my arrival. She survived on rats and rainwater. Let's run it again!