April: How did that guy know where to find you?
Ron Swanson: I assume he saw my name and address at the bottom of the letter I nailed to his door.
April: You signed your real name?
Ron Swanson: Of course I did. What's gonna happen? A vegan is gonna physically attack me? [chuckles] They're basically made of glass. But more importantly, if you believe in something, you sign your name to it. Which is why the makers of carbonated water will soon know exactly where to find me.