Ben: Chris? I'm dying.
Chris: [straining] I was dying earlier today. And then I died. Now I'm dead. I had to cancel a date with Shauna Malwae-Tweep. And I really like her. Do you think she'll still like me now that I'm dead?
Ben: What is this?
Ron Swanson: It's food poisoning. I have it too. I did not sleep for one second last night. And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.
Ben: Oh, God, don't say that.
Chris: Has anybody talked to Tom? I can't even imagine what that tiny little man must be feeling like.
Ron Swanson: I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last 12 hours alone. He might have just disappeared off the earth.