Ron Swanson: It's extremely bad! I love this woman, and I just wanna show her that I'm capable of watching her children without something horrible happening. What?
Ann: Did you just say you love Diane?
Ron Swanson: No. I did not.
Ann: Yes, you did! That is so cute!
Ron Swanson: For God's sake, Hanson, will you please focus on the larger problem?
Both: [mimic kissing] Ron loves Mommy! Ron loves Mommy!
Ron Swanson: Girls, girls, I don't know what you think you heard, but please don't tell your mother what you incorrectly think you heard.
Ann: Ron loves...
All: Mommy! Ron loves Mommy!
Ron Swanson: I love nothing!