Ron Swanson Quote #365
Quote from Ron Swanson in Women in Garbage
Ron Swanson: It's extremely bad! I love this woman, and I just wanna show her that I'm capable of watching her children without something horrible happening. What?
Ann: Did you just say you love Diane?
Ron Swanson: No. I did not.
Ann: Yes, you did! That is so cute!
Ron Swanson: For God's sake, Hanson, will you please focus on the larger problem?
Both: [mimic kissing] Ron loves Mommy! Ron loves Mommy!
Ron Swanson: Girls, girls, I don't know what you think you heard, but please don't tell your mother what you incorrectly think you heard.
Ann: Ron loves...
All: Mommy! Ron loves Mommy!
Ron Swanson: I love nothing!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Women in Garbage’ Quotes
Quote from April
April: [aside to camera] This is Stacy Knoblauch's house. I went to high school with her, and she was super mean to me, and now I know that she dyes her hair. I knew that wench wasn't naturally blonde. Oh, my God! She has to use prescription-strength deodorant. This is the best day of my life.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Paula Horke: Government was a real boys' club back in the '70s. They smoked their cigars, they snapped my bra, wore mirrors on their shoes to look up my skirt.
Leslie Knope: Well, I am happy to report that it is now a pervert-free people's club.
Ann: Well, except for Councilman Dexhart, who's a self-described pervert.
Donna: Yeah, and didn't Milton try to kiss you?
Leslie Knope: Well, yeah, things aren't perfect.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Dewey: Bakery called this in. Needs to go on that truck right there.
Leslie Knope: Ah, easy, breezy, beautiful. That's the Covergirl slogan. I didn't mean to say that.