Donna: Uh-oh, it's the death canoe. Get your foot out the water, dumb-ass! It's blood lake.
Chris: Now, I missed the first three Death Canoe films. Why exactly is it a death canoe? Does it tip over easily?
Donna: Read my Twitter feed. I live tweeted the first three this morning in preparation. In the fifth one, the canoe's actually the hero. It's a crazy twist.