Donna Quote #80
Quote from Donna in Halloween Surprise
Donna: Uh-oh, it's the death canoe. Get your foot out the water, dumb-ass! It's blood lake.
Chris: Now, I missed the first three Death Canoe films. Why exactly is it a death canoe? Does it tip over easily?
Donna: Read my Twitter feed. I live tweeted the first three this morning in preparation. In the fifth one, the canoe's actually the hero. It's a crazy twist.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Halloween Surprise’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Diane Lewis: Hey.
Ron Swanson: Hey.
Diane Lewis: Am I interrupting something important?
Ron Swanson: Impossible. I work for the government.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Martha: So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard.
Leslie Knope: But no trampoline room, correct?
Martha: Correct. Like all houses in the world, there's no trampoline room.
Leslie Knope: Mm.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ben is coming back from D.C. in ten days and we are moving into a house together. He would move into my place, but it's a scary nightmare hoarder nest. His words. And Ann's. And the official report filed by the Health Department.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I like Diane, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a whole family. If the kids ever wanted to come to my place, I'd have to take a whole week off work just to undo the alarms and tripwires.