Ben: That is a three-legged dog.
Andy: His name is Champion, because he's the dog world champion.
Ben: Okay, I have to ask this, I'm sorry, but how many legs did that dog have when you found him?
Andy: Three! That's what makes him the best. He can do more with three legs than most dogs can do with four.
April: Except for digging. He's really bad at digging.
Andy: And you remember what you said about making decisions in the house? You want to be involved. We get that, so... You just say the word, and Champion goes back to the pound, where he can be put down and killed forever.
Ben: I'm not gonna send a three-legged dog to his death.
Andy: Yes!
Ben: But I'm not gonna take care of him for you.
April: Well, it would be nice if you helped a little. Because, unlike you, Andy and I have jobs.
Ben: Cruel, but fair.