Quote from Tom in The Treaty
Ron Swanson: Now... Keith. Under sex, you wrote... "Yes. Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha." Well-played. Keith: Thank you. Ah, but all jokes aside. I'm a boy. [laughs] Tom: Keith, I had this job for four years. And I can tell you, you get out of it what you put into it. What are you hoping to get out of it? Keith: In like a month or so. Tom: What? Keith: Oh...What! What am I hoping to get out of this job? Tom: Yeah. Keith: Yeah. Like one... one month of money... Would be... would be just right. Tom: Let me give you a situation. You're hosting a town hall meeting for local businesses. Keith: Uh... That's so much stuff. [laughs] You just, uh... kept on going. Tom: That was like one thing. I didn't even get to the situation yet. Keith: Oh! All right. Well, thanks, guys. I think we've all seen enough. [aside to camera:] Keith: Still not totally sure what I'm applying for. But...if you ask me, I think it went pretty well.