Tom Quote #318
Quote from Tom in The Treaty
Ron Swanson: Now... Keith. Under sex, you wrote... "Yes. Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha." Well-played.
Keith: Thank you. Ah, but all jokes aside. I'm a boy. [laughs]
Tom: Keith, I had this job for four years. And I can tell you, you get out of it what you put into it. What are you hoping to get out of it?
Keith: In like a month or so.
Tom: What?
Keith: Oh...What! What am I hoping to get out of this job?
Tom: Yeah.
Keith: Yeah. Like one... one month of money... Would be... would be just right.
Tom: Let me give you a situation. You're hosting a town hall meeting for local businesses.
Keith: Uh... That's so much stuff. [laughs] You just, uh... kept on going.
Tom: That was like one thing. I didn't even get to the situation yet.
Keith: Oh! All right. Well, thanks, guys. I think we've all seen enough.
[aside to camera:]
Keith: Still not totally sure what I'm applying for. But...if you ask me, I think it went pretty well.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Treaty’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Delegates! I know that you're angry with each other. Hopefully, this will be your opportunity to have your very own Camp David.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: In high school, my buddy David Fundis would have these campouts in his backyard. We would just chill out, have a bonfire, talk about whatever was on our mind. We called it camp David.
[back:]
Ben: How do you know about Camp David?
Andy: How do you know about camp David?
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: I need a few more volunteers. Andy, will you be Iceland?
Andy: The bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2? Don't think so.
Leslie Knope: Okay, how about Japan?
Andy: The bad guys from Karate Kid 2? Even worse. How 'bout Germany? They've never been the bad guys.
Leslie Knope: Why don't you be Finland?
Andy: Okay.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Honey! I just traded Finland's military to Kenya for 50 lions. That's pretty good, right?
April: Yeah...
Andy: Okay.
April: But also militaries are pretty good at protecting countries.
Andy: But so are lions. And you don't have to pay them.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: These kids are idiots. I've just traded all of Finland's boring stuff for every other country's lions? I definitely have more lions than any other country in the whole world right now. I have no idea what's going on. But if that ends up meaning something in this game, I'd say I'm set.