Ron Swanson: Now... Keith. Under sex, you wrote... "Yes. Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha." Well-played.
Keith: Thank you. Ah, but all jokes aside. I'm a boy. [laughs]
Tom: Keith, I had this job for four years. And I can tell you, you get out of it what you put into it. What are you hoping to get out of it?
Keith: In like a month or so.
Tom: What?
Keith: Oh...What! What am I hoping to get out of this job?
Tom: Yeah.
Keith: Yeah. Like one... one month of money... Would be... would be just right.
Tom: Let me give you a situation. You're hosting a town hall meeting for local businesses.
Keith: Uh... That's so much stuff. [laughs] You just, uh... kept on going.
Tom: That was like one thing. I didn't even get to the situation yet.
Keith: Oh! All right. Well, thanks, guys. I think we've all seen enough.
[aside to camera:]
Keith: Still not totally sure what I'm applying for. But...if you ask me, I think it went pretty well.