Lindsay Carlisle Shay: Wow. I didn't expect to see the whole Parks Department here, although it is, sadly, one of the nicest spots in town.
Leslie Knope: I am so sick of this, Lindsay.
Tom: Wait, Leslie. I've got this. You listen to me, Lindsay Carlisle Shay. Why don't you take your fancy dog, get in your escalade? And if you have any job openings, maybe you should let me know about 'em.
Ben: Come on, man.
Tom: No! I'm sick of being treated like I'm not willing to relocate to Eagleton, because I am! So here's what you could do, lady. Take this resume and shove it into your human resources slot.
Andy: [laughs] Oh, yeah! Shove it there!