Quote from Andy in Fancy Party
Leslie Knope: Oh, God. Why are you doing this? Why is this great thing happening? Andy: Well, I mean, it's actually a really funny story. We were hanging out. And suddenly, I was like, "What if we got married tomorrow?" And she was like... April: "Fine." Andy: [softly] She's fine. Leslie Knope: That is a great story. But you guys haven't been together very long, and you have no place to live. April: We've been together long enough, and we'll find a place to live. Andy: Yeah. April: Like, a house or, like, a condo or something. Andy: Probably a condo. Leslie Knope: It's... you can't just get a condo. Andy: No, you're right... house.