Andy Quote #176
Quote from Andy in Fancy Party
Leslie Knope: Oh, God. Why are you doing this? Why is this great thing happening?
Andy: Well, I mean, it's actually a really funny story. We were hanging out. And suddenly, I was like, "What if we got married tomorrow?" And she was like...
April: "Fine."
Andy: [softly] She's fine.
Leslie Knope: That is a great story. But you guys haven't been together very long, and you have no place to live.
April: We've been together long enough, and we'll find a place to live.
Andy: Yeah.
April: Like, a house or, like, a condo or something.
Andy: Probably a condo.
Leslie Knope: It's... you can't just get a condo.
Andy: No, you're right... house.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Fancy Party’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Excuse us. That was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Did you grow up in the woods? Are you Nell from the movie Nell?
Ann: I told you I'm rusty.
Donna: All right, come with me.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: You okay, Ron?
Ron Swanson: Just a little tooth pain. I'm fine. Continue.
Ben: Okay, each department will be getting blue bins...
Ron Swanson: [groans in pain]
Ben: Do you need to go to the dentist, Ron?
Ron Swanson: I don't like dentists. Just a second. [Ron pulls out a pair of pliers]
All: [shouting]
Ben: Oh!
Donna: What the [bleep]?
Jerry: Oh, my God!
Ron Swanson: I'm sorry, everybody. What were we talking about... Recycling?
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Tom faint.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] I love Andy and April as a couple. I want them to stay together forever. But relationships need planning. You just can't jump into something without thinking. It took me four years to find the right hairdresser, and we still fight all the time!