Leslie Knope: Oh, God. Why are you doing this? Why is this great thing happening?
Andy: Well, I mean, it's actually a really funny story. We were hanging out. And suddenly, I was like, "What if we got married tomorrow?" And she was like...
April: "Fine."
Andy: [softly] She's fine.
Leslie Knope: That is a great story. But you guys haven't been together very long, and you have no place to live.
April: We've been together long enough, and we'll find a place to live.
Andy: Yeah.
April: Like, a house or, like, a condo or something.
Andy: Probably a condo.
Leslie Knope: It's... you can't just get a condo.
Andy: No, you're right... house.