Crazy Ira: So this guy, Ben Wyatt, we're looking him up on Altavista. He's from some hick town... Partridge, Minnesota... and when he's 18, he's elected mayor. [patriotic music, fart sound
Ben: That's funny. That's funny.
The Douche: He's 18, becomes the mayor, and then blows the whole budget on an ice-skating rink. City goes bankrupt. [explosion sound] You're out of there.
Crazy Ira: What did you call it again, Ben? What was it called? Say it.
Ben: Ice Town. [laughter] I was just a... I was a kid, and, um, when you... you... you end up getting out there and, uh... and there's a...
The Douche: Oh, I really wish you guys could see this guy right now. He is "draunched" is sweat.