Ron Swanson: High and tight.
Tom: Do you think it's gonna leave a scar?
Ron Swanson: Tom, women like scars. Shows you survived an attack, and they'll assume the attack was from a man.
Tom: Sorry, Ron, about everything.
Ron Swanson: Ah. To true love. May we both find it.
Tom: I'll drink to that. Nice glasses.
Ron Swanson: Wedding present from Jerry.
Tom: You're not gonna return them?
Ron Swanson: Nah. Too much hassle.