Ron Swanson Quote #147
Quote from Ron Swanson in Ron & Tammy: Part Two
Ron Swanson: High and tight.
Tom: Do you think it's gonna leave a scar?
Ron Swanson: Tom, women like scars. Shows you survived an attack, and they'll assume the attack was from a man.
Tom: Sorry, Ron, about everything.
Ron Swanson: Ah. To true love. May we both find it.
Tom: I'll drink to that. Nice glasses.
Ron Swanson: Wedding present from Jerry.
Tom: You're not gonna return them?
Ron Swanson: Nah. Too much hassle.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron & Tammy: Part Two’ Quotes
Quote from Ann
Chris: I would like a local beer. I'd like it in a bottle. I'd like the bottle to be cold.
Ann: I would like a glass of white wine. I would like it to be chardonnay. And I would like that with one ice cube. Thanks.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [on video] Hello, Ron. It's Ron. If you're watching this, it means that once again you have danced with the devil. Right now, you're probably thinking Tammy's changed. We'll be happy together. But you're only thinking that because she's a monstrous parasite who entered through your privates and lodged herself in your brain. So you have two choices... One, get rid of Tammy, or two, lobotomy and castration. Choose wisely. You stupid [bleep].
Ron Swanson: This is a waste of time. You people have no idea what you're talking about.
Leslie Knope: That was you on the tape. That was you talking.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Wendy: They're getting really old and I'm an only child. I just feel like the right thing to do is to move back home.
Ron Swanson: I'm sorry to see you go. I've really come to think of you as... A companion.
Wendy: Hey, I don't suppose you'd want to move to Canada?
Ron Swanson: [chokes, spits, laughs] Canada. No, I don't suppose I would.