Ron Swanson: Just calm down. You don't even know what they're gonna do.
Leslie Knope: Ron, they're state auditors. They're not gonna come and pat us on the back. They're here to slash and burn.
Ron Swanson: Well, I'd be fine with that. This government is diseased. It's like a big, fat, angry slob spending money it doesn't have on crap it doesn't need. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Me want more pointless social programs. Yummy, yummy, yum.