Ron Swanson: You wanted to see me?
Leslie Knope: I think the Pawnee Chapter of the IOW has made a little mistake.
Ron Swanson: [mimes cleaning his ear] Really? You're saying a women's organization made a mistake?
Leslie Knope: I was as surprised as you were. But the fact is, they only give that award to women.
Ron Swanson: Hmm. Well, it definitely said Ron Swanson in the letter.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, but it also mentioned my camp project.
Ron Swanson: Ah, yes. Camp Xena.
Leslie Knope: Athena. Camp Athena. You don't even know the name.
Ron Swanson: I almost got it. I was pretty close.
Leslie Knope: No.