Ron Swanson Quote #85
Quote from Ron Swanson in Woman of the Year
Ron Swanson: You wanted to see me?
Leslie Knope: I think the Pawnee Chapter of the IOW has made a little mistake.
Ron Swanson: [mimes cleaning his ear] Really? You're saying a women's organization made a mistake?
Leslie Knope: I was as surprised as you were. But the fact is, they only give that award to women.
Ron Swanson: Hmm. Well, it definitely said Ron Swanson in the letter.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, but it also mentioned my camp project.
Ron Swanson: Ah, yes. Camp Xena.
Leslie Knope: Athena. Camp Athena. You don't even know the name.
Ron Swanson: I almost got it. I was pretty close.
Leslie Knope: No.
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Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] The IOW is a bunch of sexist jerks who need to get back in the kitchen where they belong, and leave the real feminist work to actual feminists like Ron Swanson! Oh, my God! What is happening?
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. It's an envelope from the IOW Awards Office! Nobody freak out! [silence] Do you know what this means? I am Pawnee's Woman of the Year!
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The IOW is the Indiana Organization of Women. I have been a dues-paying member since I was nine. And every year, they choose one woman to win the Dorothy Everton Smythe Female Empowerment Award. Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny. And my dream.