Mark: Hey, Parks Department.
Ron Swanson: Hey, Mark. This is Beth, my ex-wife Tammy's better-Iooking sister.
Beth: Nice to meet you.
Mark: Nice to meet you. You guys are together?
Ron Swanson: Yup. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me. Then we divorced. Then last week, I ran into her sister Beth here. Turns out she hates Tammy, too, so we've started dating. It's like a fairy tale.
Beth: Yeah, Tammy stinks.