Ron Swanson Quote #16
Quote from Ron Swanson in Rock Show
Mark: Hey, Parks Department.
Ron Swanson: Hey, Mark. This is Beth, my ex-wife Tammy's better-Iooking sister.
Beth: Nice to meet you.
Mark: Nice to meet you. You guys are together?
Ron Swanson: Yup. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me. Then we divorced. Then last week, I ran into her sister Beth here. Turns out she hates Tammy, too, so we've started dating. It's like a fairy tale.
Beth: Yeah, Tammy stinks.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Rock Show’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So do I need to know anything about this guy? What's his political pedigree?
Marlene Knope: His name is George Gernway. He's the city manager in Eagerton. He's divorced with two children.
Leslie Knope: Okay, good to know. Knowledge is power. Francis Bacon. Or Mary J. Blige.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Is that meeting still happening, the one with the bigwigs?
Marlene Knope: As far as I know.
Leslie Knope: Would it be unusual to reschedule the meeting?
Marlene Knope: Well, you would come off as a little flaky. Unless that's the impression you're trying to make.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Flaky is the worst thing a politician can be. Or corrupt. Or a rapist. There are a lot of pitfalls in politics. But those are the big three.
Quote from Tom
Wendy: How did Leslie meet her boyfriend?
Tom: Uh, she used to read him books at the senior center.
Beth: Wow. How old is he?
Tom: He's six, but he has Benjamin Button Disease.