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Quote from Ron Swanson in Ms. Knope Goes to Washington

Chris: Ron, Chris Traeger feelings update. I'm now feeling that your guests are getting a little antsy.
Ron Swanson: Fine. I'll skip a few steps and speed things up.
Chris: There you go.
Jerry: Is there at least something to drink?
Ron Swanson: There's beer in the cooler.
Chris: What about for the children?
Ron Swanson: You can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer.
Ann: Why don't you just give the kids water?
Ron Swanson: I suppose you could do that. Now, would everyone please back off and just let me cook in peace?
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: These people are soft. They're grill virgins. But by the time this day is over, they'll have been taken by the grill and delicately and tenderly shown the ways of flavorful meat love. Mmm. The first time is so beautiful.

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