Ben: Joe, I've determined that the lewd picture was sent by you because you sent it from your personal email address, [email protected]. Really? Sarah Lawrence?
Joe: Yeah. I wanted a small college experience.
Ben: You also bragged about it to many of your co-workers.
Joe: There's an old sewage department saying. "If you've got a nice drainpipe, there's no reason to hide it."
Ben: I doubt that's a saying. We are terminating you effective immediately.
Joe: Is this because you're jealous?
Chris: No. It's because you broke the law.
Joe: The law of having an amazing package.
Chris: Before we have him forcibly removed, you should know this, that one of our female employees, a nurse, examined the photo you sent her.
Joe: I bet she did.
Chris: And you have the mumps. You might wanna get that checked.
Joe: Sweet. Someone's got mumps on his lumps. Up high. Anyone?