Leslie Knope: So the only thing that's important to you is hotness? Wendy, Lucy. All you cared about was the shape of their boobs?
Tom: No. I really liked them, and they happened to have nice breasts. You're acting really weird. W- What'd you even buy me lunch for? Just so you could yell at me for what I like about women?
Leslie Knope: Okay. Promise not to tell anyone?
Tom: Sure.
Leslie Knope: This is insane. But you and I got matched up on hoosiermate.com. 98% match. Soul-mate-level match.
Tom: [smiles to camera] You want to date me. This is a date.
Leslie Knope: This is not a date, okay?
Tom: Uh, you took me to a fancy restaurant. You paid for my meal. And you're trying to get to know me better.
Leslie Knope: I was just trying to figure out why only sleazy guys are into me right now.
Tom: Nice try. You love me. [sings] Leslie Knope, Tom Haverford Dating in the day, dating in the night Dating all day 'cause he's keeping it tight
Leslie Knope: All right, Tom, enough.
Tom: Dating in the car, dating on the floor Dating everywhere, 'cause she wants some more [scatting]