Leslie Knope: Why don't you just break up with her?
Ron Swanson: I don't think I can. We would just end up naked, and I'd give her your lot, and my house, and God knows what else. I have no control over my actions. It's like she's crawled up inside of me.
Leslie Knope: Oh, God, Ron, I don't wanna hear about your disgusting sex anymore. Okay? Now sack up. You are Ron freakin' Swanson.
Ron Swanson: Not around her, I'm not. It took years of intense, focused hatred to get over her, and now I've undone all that great work. You've got to help me break up with her.
Leslie Knope: I don't think I should get involved in this.
Ron Swanson: Oh, now you don't wanna get involved? "It's just coffee, Ron." "She's changed, Ron." "I let Mark nail me and we're still friends."
Leslie Knope: Okay. I would never use those words. I never said... Point taken. Let's go dump your ex.
Ron Swanson: Thank you.