Perd Hapley: It's The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show. Now, to introduce your host, Johnny Karate, here is me, Perd Hapley!
Andy: Silence! Welcome to the only show that's all about learning, music, animals, fireworks, water skis, and above all, ice cream, pizza, ninjas, getting stronger, sharks versus bears, and above all... karate!
All: Hiya!
Andy: Now, why don't you kids help me sing The Welcome Song! Let me just grab my guitar. [gasps] Someone has stolen my guitar. [all gasp] This seems like a case for Special Agent... Burt Macklin.