Andy Quote #541
Quote from Andy in The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
Perd Hapley: It's The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show. Now, to introduce your host, Johnny Karate, here is me, Perd Hapley!
Andy: Silence! Welcome to the only show that's all about learning, music, animals, fireworks, water skis, and above all, ice cream, pizza, ninjas, getting stronger, sharks versus bears, and above all... karate!
All: Hiya!
Andy: Now, why don't you kids help me sing The Welcome Song! Let me just grab my guitar. [gasps] Someone has stolen my guitar. [all gasp] This seems like a case for Special Agent... Burt Macklin.
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‘The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show’ Quotes
Quote from Perd Hapley
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Quote from Ron Swanson
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Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: And now it's time to celebrate Andy Dwyer's greatest creation, Johnny Karate. [kids cheer] He has brought so much happiness to so many children in southern Indiana that we thought a piece of Johnny Karate should stay here in Pawnee.
[Ron, as Duke Silver, plays a soulful rendition of Kung Fu Fighting]
Donna: [sings] Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Leslie Knope: Raise it up.
Donna: Those kicks were fast as lightning
Andy: This is awesome. Can you believe it, babe?
Donna: In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Leslie Knope: That karate gi will stay here forever. Well, not here here, because this studio actually has a show where divorced couples work out their problems. So that might be weird if that thing was hanging over them. But it'll be somewhere. And the spirit will stay with us forever. Andy Dwyer's final good-bye when we come back.