Donna: I mean, did you steal this from a museum? Maybe find it frozen in ice? It looks like the original phone from the movie Wall Street.
Tom: I think it's just the original phone, period. Ew, gross, it has "buttons."
Diane: Okay, girls, this is a magic phone, okay? Only you and I have got the numbers. So if you ever need Ron for any reason, you just call and he'll be there in a flash.
Ron Swanson: Yes, I will. I'll keep it right here. It snaps right in, snug and secure.
Tom: A cell phone belt clip? No, Ron. Oh, my God!
Donna: Yeah, I can't be seen with you.