Quote from Ron Swanson in Are You Better Off?
Andy: Are you sure everything will be all right if April goes to vet school? Ron Swanson: There are no sure things in life, son, but you two seem pretty solid to me. Andy: Change is good, I guess. Ron Swanson: Not to me. Leslie's going around asking everybody if they're better off than they were a year ago. All I care about is that I'm the same. If I'm the same as I was a year ago, I'm happy. Andy: Wait, I forgot. Who the hell is pregnant? Ron Swanson: What? Andy: I found a pregnancy test at your cabin, and I checked with all the girls over there. It wasn't any of them. [Diane knocks and enters] Ron Swanson: Hello, darling. What a surprise. Diane: Hey. Can we talk? Maybe in private? Andy: [gasps, looks at camera]