Andy: Are you sure everything will be all right if April goes to vet school?
Ron Swanson: There are no sure things in life, son, but you two seem pretty solid to me.
Andy: Change is good, I guess.
Ron Swanson: Not to me. Leslie's going around asking everybody if they're better off than they were a year ago. All I care about is that I'm the same. If I'm the same as I was a year ago, I'm happy.
Andy: Wait, I forgot. Who the hell is pregnant?
Ron Swanson: What?
Andy: I found a pregnancy test at your cabin, and I checked with all the girls over there. It wasn't any of them.
[Diane knocks and enters]
Ron Swanson: Hello, darling. What a surprise.
Diane: Hey. Can we talk? Maybe in private?
Andy: [gasps, looks at camera]