Quote from April in Animal Control
Leslie Knope: April, I have a gift for you. Ta da. Chris: At Leslie's suggestion, I have made you deputy director of Animal Control within the Parks Department. You'll be amazing at it, and the best part, there is no confirmation hearing. April: How did you make this plaque so quickly? Leslie Knope: I had it made your first week here. I knew you'd be going places, so I wanted to be prepared. April: Can I hire an intern? Leslie Knope: Not yet. April: Can I hire a Mexican elf? Leslie Knope: No. April: Can I buy a child bride? Leslie Knope: No. April: Then how is this even a promotion?