Ron Swanson: And that, Lauren, is how FDR ruined this country.
Teacher: Lauren, ready to head back?
Ron Swanson: Well, I guess it's time for you to head home. I've really enjoyed talking with you. You are... and this is not a joke... much smarter than most of the people who work in this building.
Lauren: I liked talking with you, too, Mr. Swanson. [shakes Ron's hand]
Ron Swanson: Ron. Hang on, hang on, I have something for you. This is a Claymore land mine. Use that to protect your property.
Lauren: Thanks, Ron.
Ron Swanson: You got it.