Tom: Hold up. Former beauty queen Jessica Wicks?
Bill Haggardy: Yes.
Tom: I'm Tom Haverford. I'm gonna be running point on this, Bill.
Leslie Knope: Why didn't you try to stop her?
Bill Haggardy: Her husband is Nick Newport, Sr. from Sweetums. Everyone in this town is afraid to say no to him.
Leslie Knope: Okay, everybody just relax. What alterations is she trying to make? Drilling holes. Painting. Uh, removing wainscoting. Uh, she's tearing down the gazebo.
Leslie Knope: What? She's what? No, she's not. Okay, Tom, go get the car. [throws car]
Tom: Ow! Don't throw things at me.