Tom: Ladies! Jay-Z. Rihanna. Audrina Patridge. Jon Gosselin. Lady Gaga. Snooki.
Jerry: Are these real people?
Tom: Cash Warren and Dennis Rodman. These are just a few of the celebrities that wish they could invest in Pawnee's hottest club. But they can't. And you can. For the small price of only one, one, one, thousand, thousand, thousand dollars, dollars, dollars! The only question is, who's gonna be my partner? Mark, I'm talking to you! Donna, I'm talking to you! Jerry! I'm talking to you! Mark! I'm talking to you!