Tom Quote #134
Quote from Tom in Woman of the Year
Tom: Ladies! Jay-Z. Rihanna. Audrina Patridge. Jon Gosselin. Lady Gaga. Snooki.
Jerry: Are these real people?
Tom: Cash Warren and Dennis Rodman. These are just a few of the celebrities that wish they could invest in Pawnee's hottest club. But they can't. And you can. For the small price of only one, one, one, thousand, thousand, thousand dollars, dollars, dollars! The only question is, who's gonna be my partner? Mark, I'm talking to you! Donna, I'm talking to you! Jerry! I'm talking to you! Mark! I'm talking to you!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Woman of the Year’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: [aside to camera] This VIP card gives you exclusive access to the investment opportunity of a lifetime. Where? Multipurpose Room F. When? 3:00 p.m. Dress code? Black tie optional. Just like life. [flings card]
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] The IOW is a bunch of sexist jerks who need to get back in the kitchen where they belong, and leave the real feminist work to actual feminists like Ron Swanson! Oh, my God! What is happening?
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. It's an envelope from the IOW Awards Office! Nobody freak out! [silence] Do you know what this means? I am Pawnee's Woman of the Year!
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The IOW is the Indiana Organization of Women. I have been a dues-paying member since I was nine. And every year, they choose one woman to win the Dorothy Everton Smythe Female Empowerment Award. Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny. And my dream.