Jess Quote #1010
Quote from Jess in A Chill Day In
Cece: You know what we need to do to this thing?!
Jess: Bake bread in it! [Cece kicks the bread maker over] Wait, wait, wait!
Cece: What, what?!
Jess: You'll do a lot more damage with this. [hands over stick]
Cece: This is why I love you.
Jess: Homemade bread's for Europeans!
Cece: That's right.
Jess: Yeah. [chants] U.S.A.!
Both: U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
Jess: Oh, my God, I just realized some day I'm gonna have to speak at my mother's funeral.
Cece: Wow.
Both: U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
New Girl Quotes
‘A Chill Day In’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: The very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don't work.
Quote from Winston
Winston: This is the happiest I've been in my entire life. I mean, look at my feet. Can't you see how happy I am?
Aly: Okay, you know I still technically have a boyfriend, right?
Winston: Oh, it's cool, I'm married.
Aly: What?
Winston: Oh, don't worry, it was a prank.
Aly: What?!
Quote from Jess
Jess: Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0. I got... the nail polish.
Cece: Mm.
Jess: I got comfy socks.
Cece: Okay.
Jess: I have Canadian Broadcast Television's 1985 masterpiece, Anne of Green Gables.
Cece: Good ol' A.G.G.
Jess: But, oh, wait... who invited this little green chimney? I-it's a bong.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: Oh, scoot, once every ten years, Jessica Day likes to partake in what the Native Americans call... cannabis.
Cece: That's Latin.
Jess: I like to call it Giggle Dirt.
Cece: You know, we really don't have to do this, because every time you smoke weed you almost die.