Jess: Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0. I got... the nail polish.
Cece: Mm.
Jess: I got comfy socks.
Cece: Okay.
Jess: I have Canadian Broadcast Television's 1985 masterpiece, Anne of Green Gables.
Cece: Good ol' A.G.G.
Jess: But, oh, wait... who invited this little green chimney? I-it's a bong.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: Oh, scoot, once every ten years, Jessica Day likes to partake in what the Native Americans call... cannabis.
Cece: That's Latin.
Jess: I like to call it Giggle Dirt.
Cece: You know, we really don't have to do this, because every time you smoke weed you almost die.